Gigs and Festivals 2026

Later at Resound 9 January 2026

Back with our fine friends at Resound for an evening of pirate hijinks. 8-10pm. £2.50 on the door. BYO or visit the café

St Patrick's Day Pirates at Kingsdown Vaults, Bristol17 March 2026

Always a grand time. From 9pm. Free entry, but please bring something for the hat.

The Shakespeare Tavern, Prince St, Bristol27 March 2026

A favourite pub of ours in the Harbour. From 9pm. Free entry.

The Star, Fishponds, Bristol18 April 2026

Best Guinness in Bristol AND a pirate band. Who could resist? From 9pm. Free entry.

Jolly Colliers, West St, Bristol 11 April 2026

Our first jaunt at the 'Colliers in BS3. From 9pm. Free entry.

Brixham Pirate Festival 3-5 May 2026

We'll be on hand bringing our particular brand of pirate mayhem, and bringing the ugly pirate babies too!
Saturday: We'll be creating a Pirate Tavern at The New Quay Inn in the afternoon/evening. Yarns, antics, tomfoolery, and an evening of raucous pirate tunes.
Sunday: We are at the venerable Birdcage. Free entry bring your heartiest voice and all the piratitude you can muster.
All weekend: We will be in circulation with the Ugly Pirate Babies and maybe an ad-hoc song or two, come and say, "Yaaaaaaar!"

Fish and Chip Tour on The Matthew, Bristol 20 May 2026

Our first Fish and Chip Harbour Tour of 2026. Live pirate music in a magical setting. From 5pm. Book Tickets (early booking is advised).

Electric Bear Brewing, Bath 6 June 2026

Pirates in the brewery tap room of Electric Bear brewery in Bath. From 6pm. Free entry

Salisbury Solstice Festival 21 June 2026

Celebrating the longest day with some rumbustious piratical hullabaloo on Sunday 21st. Find out more.

Bristol Harbour Festival 17-19 July 2026

Saturday: Shakespeare Tavern from 9pm. Free Entry

The Beaufort Arms, Hawkesbury Upton 25 July 2026

Back by popular demand! Another fine Saturday afternoon of pirate fun in the beautiful beer garden. From 4.30pm. Free entry.

The Tin Shed, Chepstow 22 August 2026

Our first time playing the 'Shed. Let the antics commence!

International Talk Like A Pirate Day19 September 2026

Details to be announced.

The Horseshoe, Chipping Sodbury20 September 2026

Back for more pirate antics at the Horseshoe. From 4pm in the beer garden. Free entry.

Beese's Tea Gardens, Conham River 2 October 2026

Bristol's best kept secret, welcomes pirates to her beautiful riverside setting. From 7pm.